Goodr LFG - The Devil's Ketchup

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller 

• Mirrored Reflective Lenses - Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors
• NO SLIP - Uses a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• NO BOUNCE - The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.